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Jul 1 06 1:30 AM

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SOME DEFINITIONS

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage ..

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...

Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ...

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
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#3 [url]

Jul 1 06 11:13 PM

how grt all these are!!!!some funny and others true sarcastically.good good.

"sanam" chahe zindagi se bas itna,
aik mutthi main qaid kar lun,
yeh aasman hai jitna...

......$no love,no hate$.....#no pains,no happiness#......

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#5 [url]

Jul 3 06 9:01 AM

QUOTE (sanam @ July 01, 2006 11:13 pm)
how grt all these are!!!!some funny and others true sarcastically.good good.

YAAAAA UR RIGHT SANAM...N THANKS FOR TAKING OUT UR TIME...KEEP COMING...N HAVE FUN...

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#6 [url]

Jul 3 06 11:19 AM

mere saath toh 20- 20 - 60 ki halat ho gai hai..

20% samjhta hoon..
20% udas hota hoon..
fir 60% hansta hoon

Great.........

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"Trust is the base of relations, but LOVE is Unspoken promise of Trust"

Ek toot.ta Sa....
Ek Doobta Sa... Sahil....

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Jul 4 06 9:28 AM

QUOTE (sahil_violin @ July 03, 2006 11:19 am)
mere saath toh 20- 20 - 60 ki halat ho gai hai..

20% samjhta hoon..
20% udas hota hoon..
fir 60% hansta hoon

Great.........

[COLOR=green]HIIII SAHIL...YE TUMHAARA 20-20-60 PERCENT KA COMBINATION BOHOT ACHA LAGA... KYON KE JITNA SAMJHNA HAI UTNA SAMJHO...JITNA DIL PE LENA HAI UTNA DIL PE LO...AUR HANSNA THATS GOOOD FOR HEALTH, HEART N MIND..THIS IS THE BEST COMBINATION..AISE HI RAHO HUMESHA KHUSH...GOD BLESS...

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Oct 6 06 9:09 PM

Didi thanks alot for sharing the definitions ...... thanks alot

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