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Jun 11 07 1:56 PM

QUOTE (rajivtaneja @ June 10, 2007 02:23 pm)
"Haan Mainn Sardar Hun"

***Rajiv Taneja***



"Abb yaar inn Ladkiyuon ko .....

Hum 'Sardaar' pasand kyun nahin aate hain

bhalla....?"

"Yey baat toh Apne Palle 'Aaj Tak'nahin paddi ".....


Aakhir kya Kammi hai hum main?"


"Pata Nahin unko Hum 'Sardaaron' ke naam se hi...

'Current' kyun lagne lagta hai?"


"Abb yaar inn 'Kambhakht Maariyon' se ...

Lakh chuppaane kikoshish ki.....

ki Mainn 'Sardaar' hunn"


"Abb Patta Nahin inko kaise 'Khabar' ho jati hai?"


"Aur wo aisse 'Pagal Ghodi' ke maffik.......

'Biddakti' hain ki ........

Phirr kabhi Online hone ka Naam Hi Nahin leti."


Maine kayi baar 'Id' badal-badal karr bhi ...

'Try' maari lekin.....

Haal wahi'Jass Ka Tass'

"Abb yaar inn 'Baawliyyun' ko pata Nahin kahan se.....

'Khushboo' aa jaati hai ki...

Saamne Wala 'Sardaar' hai."


Ek dinn'Himmat' Karke ek se pooch hi liya ki.....


"Challo Mana ki Mainn 'Sardaar' hun Par...

aapko pata kaise chala iska?"

.
"Maine to aapko abhi takk apne ...

'Chaukhtte' ke 'Darshann' bhi nahin karwaaye?"


"Very Simple "...uska jawab tha



"Parr Kaise ?"

"Akhir Patta To Challe" ...


"Intution" .......Baby...... "Intution" . ....


"Kucch log 'Shakall'se hi.......

'Sardaar' hote hain toh kucch ........

'Akkal' se bhi"..Wo jaise 'Mazaak' Udaate huye boli...


"Tum 'Doosri Wali Categery' ke ho"


"Haan mainn 'Sardaar'hun"....

"Sardaar " hunn.......

"Sardaar" hunn ...mujhe "Gussa" aa chuka tha....


"Aapke liye yey 'Hansi Ki Baat' hogi lekin.......

"Mujhe 'Fakharr' hai ki ....

Mainn ek 'Sardaar" hunn"


"Aap sabki 'Zindagi' main 'Raunakk' laane wala kaun?"


"Ek 'Sardaar'.....

Aapke 'Band Bajje' chehre pe ....

'Hansi' laane wala kaun?"

"Ek 'Sardaar'..


"Kashmir" se "Kanya Kumari" takk.....

"Punjab" se "Nagaland" takk.......

"Australia" se "U.S" takk

Chahe "Japan " ho ya "Fizi"

Ya phirr.....

"Africa" ka koi 'Chota-Mota' Desh.....

Harr jagah hum apna 'Jhanda' gaad chukke hain".....


"Arrey yaar hum 'Sardaar' wo Cheez hain jo .....

Rote Huye Chaukhtton pe bhi....

'Hansi ki Baucchaar' la dain.....


"Abb yaar yey ....

"Latiffe" ya .....

"Jokes '

Kahan se Bannte hain?"


"Apni hi 'Society' se na?"


"Aur agar iss kaam main....

"Hamare Judd Jaane Se aapko 'Khushi Ke Do Pal'

Milte hain to yey to hamare liye....

"Garv" ki baat hai".....

"Na Ki 'Sharam' ki"


"Hamare jesa 'Mehnatt-Kashh' Insaan aapko ......

Poori Dunia Main Dhoondhe Na milega"


"Arrey hum wo hain jo apni 'Mehnat' se.....

'Registaan' main bhi 'Phool' khila dain....

'Pathar" ko bhi Pighla dain"


"Hum kissi bhi kaam ko ......

'Chota' ya ......

'Bada' nahin maante"


"Issiliye Aaj hamare pass ....

'Daulat' hai.....,

'Shohrat' hai.....

'Rutba'......

'Taaqat' hai...


"India ka 'Prime Minister' kaun?"

"Ek 'Sardaar' na..."


"Unke jaisa 'Padha-Likha' insaan toh ...

Dhoondhe Se Bhi Nahin Milega "


"Azaadi Ki Ladai" main sabse aage.......

Hum "Sardaar" hi thhe


"Former "Rashtarr Pati" kaun?"


"Ek 'Sardaar'


"Abb yaar 'Acche-Burre' toh

harr 'Kaum'main ho sakte hain....

Iske liye sirf 'Sardaron' parr hi bhalla ......

'Tohmatt' kyun?"


"Theek hai maana ki hum main ...

kucch Galat bhi hain lekin .....

Aisse Bannde kis 'Kaum' main nahin hain bhalla?"


"Zarra....batao toh".....

"Uske liye kya Sabko 'Galat' Tehra dena Jayaz hai?".....


"Nahin na"....


"Toh phirr?"


"kya jo kucch .....

"Asaam" ......

"Bihar" .......

"Bengal"......

"Andhra Pradesh".......

Ya phirr kissi ........

'Padosi' Mulk main......

ho raha hai .....

Usse kaun 'Anjaam' de raha hai? "


"Kya Sardaar?"


"Nahin na?"


"Koi'Kaum' ya 'Mazhab' galat nahin hota ....

Galat hoti hai'Vichaardhara'........


"Acchi Ya Buri 'Vichaardhara'wala insaan Kissi bhi ..

'Kaum'ya'Mazhab' ka ho sakta hai"


"Koi Zaroori Nahin ki wo....

'Hindu'ho ....

ya 'Muslim'......

ke 'Sikh' ho .....

ya 'Christian'.......

ya phirr ......

Koi Aur"


Mainn lagataar Bina Rukke bolta chala gaya....


Wo bechaari 'Sakkpakayi' si...

'Chuppchaap' sun ti rahi bass....


Phirr bass yahi likha usne ki .......

"I am Sorry"


Mainn badda Khush tha ki .....

"Chalo ek 'Morcha' toh .....

'Fateh' hua....


Lekin 'Jung' Jeetna abhi baaki hai....


To aao 'Sardaaro' Aage Baddhain aur .....

'Seena' Taan Ke keh dain Dunia Waalon se ki ......


"Haan!...... Hum 'Sardaar' hain"

"Koi.........Shaqq...?"




***Rajiv Taneja***

Rajiv jee

ye kisne k diya sardaro se ladkiya bhagti hai...maine to aesa kahi dekha nahi sachhi


par aapka majakiya andaaz bohat pasand aaya.........keep writing n sharing

Kaise samjhau main Dil-e-hasarat-nasiib ko apne
sab kuch milta nahi chahne lene se ish zamane mein....